Shoeicide: Charlotte Olympia Fall 2012 Celestial Shoes

11 Mar

Curse you, Moda’Operandi email subscription! The designer trunkshow website now has Charlotte Olympia‘s Fall 2012 shoes on sale, so you know I’m dying. All the shoes are admittedly, pretty fab, but my favorites have to be these Luna Pumps, featuring a silver crescent moon face inset with Swarovski Crystal tear. Like the lady in the moon, I am also weeping over these beauts:

Can Charlotte please not make the most covetable shoes ever? Same goes for Nicholas Kirkwood.

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Seen on the Runway: The Craftiest Way to Not Use Black Models

7 Mar

Designers, are you sick of these politically correct journalists criticizing the lack of black and brown models on your runways? Are you tired of having to come up with “non racist” excuses for not using Grace Bol or Rose Cordero? Well, end all that! Take cues from Lie Sang Bong, and paint part of your models’ faces brown! That way, you can say a “makeup issue” keept you from casting one single black model in your show, and not the fact that you’re probably a little bigoted/ have no qualms about upholding racist practices.

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Designers/Photographers can't help themselves... they MUST always use brown paint, instead of brown people.

Problem solved!

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Here Are The Uncomfortable Kanye West Shoes All The Models Were Whining About

6 Mar

Because I simply can’t wait until Style.com or NYMag gets the photos, here are a look at the shoes from  Kanye West‘s Fall 2012 show via NOWFASHION (note the watermarks… sry, I just can’t wait). Last night, model Jourdan Dunn tweeted, “Dont get me wrong, the shoes are sexy as f**k,but you can’t walk in them.” Model Leomie Anderson threw in her two cents, saying “omg the model who fit for his clothes said the shoes were so bad and he was cussin her *cries*.”

If you were wondering what the Most Painful Shoes in the WORLD look like, here they are:

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*is somebody about to trip and fall here?*

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Separated at Birth: Zara Printed Aquarium Dress and Mary Katrantzou Spring 2012 Bubble Dress

6 Mar

From June to October 2011, I worked as a sales associate at Zara. I was hired was for my good looks, extensive knowledge of fashion, and familiarity with the current collections of major designers. While most retailers loath to hear the word “knockoff,” the folks at Zara seem to embrace it. In fact, they want associates to tell customers which designers their stock is “inspired by,” to help sell product. One of my favorite games to play is “name that knockoff,” in which I see an item of clothing, and associate it with the designer clearly being ripped off. This is a game especially easy to play in Zara. Currently, they have several Jason Wu and Stella McCartney “inspired” pieces in-store (they’ve even got a designer impostor Dries Van Noten tank top!). These days, It looks like their design team is drawing inspiration from one of my favorite designers, Mary Katrantzou. Consider this aquarium-printed dress from Zara’s TRF collection:

Now look at this piece from Katrantzou’s Spring 2012 offerings:

 

The print is almost laughably similar. Will I probably still buy the Zara version? Short answer: Yes. Is this morally reprehensible of me? Possibly, but what is more upsetting is my lack of a full-time job, so deal with it, folks.

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My New York Fashion Week in Blackberry Pics

20 Feb

It’s been a minute since I’ve posted anything here, but for the past week or so I’ve been running around like a madwoman to and from New York Fashion Week. I had my blog posts all planned out: I would take photos of my outfits for each day, complete with full details, maybe even bring my digital camera. Of course neither of those things happened, as I was always running late to shows. So, as a consolation prize, I’m posting the photos I did take with my Blackberry. Enjoy.

Tyson Beckford says “hi” at the Nanette Lepore Fall 2012 runway show.

Shanina Shaik Walking Nanette Lepore Runway

WHY YES THAT IS MY FAVORITE MODEL IN THE WORLD AJAK DENG WALKING THE RUNWAY, SCALPING HEAUX LEFT AND RIGHT LIKE THE BAD BISH SHE IS.

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Fatima Siad for Hervé Leger Spring 2012

8 Feb

Did somebody bring a panini maker? Because these heaux are P R E S S E D

The rest of the Hervé Leger campaign shots have been released, and like Duchess Stallion Leg, miss Fatima Siad got these wannabe Top Model rejects languishing over her effortless ferocity.

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IMG’s Fall/Winter 2012 Show Packages Are Too Haute to Handle

26 Jan

Rather than boring us to death with a show package featuring models staring listlessly into the light, baring sharp hipbones or bee sting boobies, IMG decided to show that their haute lineup of models are truly works of art.

The celebrated agency superimposed photos of their models into some of the western world’s most iconic paintings. The result? Can you day divine? Because it is. This card of Jessica Stam has to be my favorite, she looks impossibly gorgeous, and the gold tear is R I C H bitch haute couture. More after the jump

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Quick Twitpic: Solange Knowles at the Tiffany & Co. x Garace Doré and Scott Schuman “True Love in Pictures” Party

26 Jan

This evening, Solange Knowles, and a crew of fashion elite fêted Tiffany & Co.‘s “True Love in Pictures” exhibit. Partiers oogled artsy shots by photographer couple Garance Doré and Scott Schuman, and jammed to tunes with Ms. Knowles on the 1′s and 2′s. I hope you all notice Solo doing what I call my “badgyal dance,” which is when you make a gun with your fingers and rock. Clearly, the woman knows how to break it down on the dancefloor/ makes me love her more every day.

 

via Garance Doré Twitter

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Shoeicide: Charlotte Olympia Anastasia Sandal Pre-Fall 2012

25 Jan

Why do I subscribe to Moda Operandi, knowing full well that I can’t afford anything on that site? Short answer: I am a glutton for punishment. While I am oft tempted to delete the emails from the high-end flash designer trunk show site, today, I couldn’t help but click on the link to the Charlotte Olympia Pre-Fall 2012 page, where I saw these beauts:

*Swoon* For a paltry $1,565, these could be mine. These shoes and that snakeskin ombré Céline luggage tote from their Summer 2012 collection are making me rethink my career path. Perhaps I would be better suited as a gay athlete’s beard? If it means my pick of the litter on Moda Operandi, sign me up.

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Dose of Fab: Céline Summer 2012 Handbags

23 Jan

I spotted this over at nitro:licious. Behold: Céline‘s Spring/Summer 2012 handbag offerings! I am really keeping Pheobe Philo‘s perfectly designed bags in my prayers, asking the Lord that these don’t get popular with the hoodrats. The last thing I’d ever want to see happen to these bags is to see them (real or fake) on the arm of some chick walking to Habibi’s corner store in a Who.A.U sweatsuit and a doobie wrap.

Sorry to sound classist, but seriously, these hood chicks are determined to make everything chic impossibly basic, all to uphold the illusion of wealth/ access to a sponsor. Basketball Wives, Love & Hip Hop cast et. al. Please, just stick to your Gucci and Fendi, and leave Céline alone! You see what happened to Christian Louboutins!

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